We have been begging for this for years now. We have all noticed the similarities. "Hit me, baby, one more time" is basically the same message as "turn the other cheek." "I'm a slave for you" is clearly about being a servant (as Jesus was in the Last Supper in the Gospel of John). "Oops, I did it again," is really about all of the mysterious repetitions of miracles in Mark's gospel. Finally, someone has done it. Look out Jesus Christ Superstar. Watch it Godspell. Someone has turned Britney Spears music into a story--an opera no less--about Jesus called SPEARS: The Gospel according to Britney. See the information here . Here is the official website. It appears that the creator developed this originally for Columbia University! From the creator, Pat Blute: So many of the heartaches, loneliness, and miscommunications that we feel are direct results of not listening. We don’t listen to the pleas for help. We don’t...