Monday, December 15, 2008

Plenary Indulgences in Brooklyn

This is actually old news--the story is from August 5--but it just came to my attention and the news is in effect into the next year:

ANNOUNCES INDULGENCES DURING PAULINE YEAR

Bishop Nicholas DiMarzio has announced that parishioners in the Diocese of Brooklyn can receive plenary indulgences for participation in events connected with the 2008-2009 jubilee year of St. Paul the Apostle proclaimed by Pope Benedict XVI in May.

The Pauline year began June 28 and will close June 29 next year to mark the approximately 2,000 anniversary of the saint’s birth.

In a decree, dated July 23, Bishop DiMarzio designated the places where the faithful may benefit from the plenary indulgence if they take part with devotion in a liturgy or other public exercise in honor of the saint during the Pauline year.

On any day during the jubilee, indulgences can be gained at St. James Cathedral Basilica; St. Paul’s Church, Court St.; SS. Peter and Paul Church, South Third St.; St. Paul’s Church, Corona; SS. Peter and Paul Spirituality Center at two locations: Immaculate Conception Center, Douglaston, and 118 Congress St., Brooklyn; and Bishop Molloy Retreat House, Jamaica.

The indulgence can also be obtained within the territory of the Diocese on Dec. 8, 2008, the Solemnity of the Immaculate Conception; Jan. 25, 2009, the Feast of the Conversion of St. Paul, and June 29 next year, the Solemnity of SS. Peter and Paul and the solemn closing of the jubilee commemoration.

Other days when the faithful can gain the indulgence are the patron feast day of each parish in Brooklyn and Queens.

The decree lists the usual conditions for receiving the plenary indulgence: sacramental Confession, reception of Holy Communion, prayer for the intentions of the Holy Father and “complete detachment from any inclination to sin.”

A plenary, or full, indulgence is a remission of the temporal punishment a person is due for sins, even though those sins have been forgiven. An individual can obtain more than one plenary indulgence during the jubilee year, but not more than one per day.

The decree also states that the indulgence is available to a person who travels in pilgrimage to the Papal Basilica of St. Paul on the Ostian Way in Rome.



8/5/08


You can find out more about this diocese here. Many people have difficulty understanding how indulgences work or what they are for. So, one has sins and sin must have a penalty. After sins are forgiven (thereby saving one from hell), one still must work off the penalty for the sin. This penalty is worked off in something called penance. If someone has not worked off penance before dying (but has sins forgiven), they work it off in a place called Purgatory. After working off the penance in Purgatory, they proceed to heaven. And indulgence, however, is a remission of penance, but usually is limited--it only remits so much penance. A plenary indulgence, however, remits ALL a person's penance. The first plenary indulgence, if I recall correctly, was granted for soldiers who died in one of the Crusades...I think the first one, but may be wrong.

Most famously, the issue of the SALE of plenary indulgences (in order to fund the building of the current version of St. Peter's Basilica at the Vatican) is what set in motion a series of events, particularly angering an Augustinian monk in Wittenberg, who could find no real precedent for this new practice of selling plenary indulgences and subsequently slowly began to chip away at the authority of the pope and the Church hierarchy. You know the monk: Martin Luther.

Not long after, in the Council of Trent the Church also stopped the practice of the sale of plenary indulgences. Although, for the faithful, plenary indulgences clearly still exist, and in Brooklyn, New York to boot! So, if you are Catholic, and live in Brooklyn, you have quite an opportunity to have all of your unworked-off penance to be remitted.

Baseball and the Afterlife

In case you were wondering, you can now bring your favorite team's memorabilia into the afterlife. Want a Yankees' casket? You can have one. With how the team has been playing lately, it seems fitting that they would be buried.


December 15, 2008
Editorial Notebook
Pondering the Ultimate Sky Box
By FRANCIS X. CLINES
Leaving no merchandising stone unturned, Major League Baseball has authorized the use of team logos on a line of funeral caskets for people who want to carry their fandom unto eternity. Models for the Yankees (replete with interior pinstripes) and the Mets (with handles of mixed Dodger blue and Giant orange) went on sale at the Branch Funeral Home in Smithtown, Long Island.

The caskets gleam in cream-colored 18-gauge steel, with the team logo embossed on both the open lid lining and the loved one’s head pillow. They dominate the display room’s 22 caskets, attracting more interest than the Harvard gunmetal model, the copper Pieta, or the solid cherry Senator, according to John Vigilante, the funeral home manager and a lifelong Mets fan.

For baseball fans, the only distractions lately have been winter trades as teams swap their moribund bullpen arms and flatlining batters in hopes of livelier teams next year. For those feeling particularly restless between the demise of last season and the birth of spring training, the contemplation of such a resting place may fill the bleak hours.

Mr. Vigilante reports that the home team caskets — priced at $5,000, or 20 percent more than the non-logo model — have drawn admiration and not a word of complaint as they at least give pause to families in grief.

He finds them a logical evolution from last wishes in which a treasured autographed baseball or a beloved dog’s ashes are routinely interred with the deceased. The undertaker even hopes to purchase dirt from the defunct stadiums of the Mets and Yankees to burnish the occasion: “You know, toss infield dirt on the casket as a sendoff.”

The first baseball coffin was reported sold, prepaid by a Mets fan. He told a sports writer at The Daily News that it was only appropriate because “they’re going to drive me to my grave."


I guess for your "field of dreams" fan(atic) in the hereafter. No matter what you think, though, it is not any weirder than any other particular customary death ritual.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Family Guy's "The Rose"



Although there have been many singers who have sung this song, this must be my favorite version thus far. They actually harmonize quite well!

Friday, December 12, 2008

"Dignitas Personae"



In an scene that looks like it could come out of 1984, the institution whose leaders act like clones, look like clones, and all dress alike, have reified the Catholic Church's position against cloning. Those who have sidestepped the "natural" processes of procreation, as usual, want to regulate those things in which they themselves do not participate : birth, creation, etc.

The official document, "Dignitas Personae" or the "Dignity of the Person," forbids creation through in vitro fertilization and human cloning. It forbids the manipulation of human biological raw materials: so no stem-cell research. Or, no stem-cell research based upon embryos. It allows stem cells extracted from adults and umbilical cords.

And, the cherry on top this ice-cream Sundae is no morning after pill!

I always find it strange that a bunch of celibate men sit around in rooms all day talking about the proper and improper ways to have sex, have children, and so forth. So, this adds to the list of why women should be priests: to give these guys some perspective.

See more here.

And the picture in the picture above is fantastic: it is like it "unnaturally" clones the clones, a representation within a representation through the reproduction of images.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Looking for Enlightenment?

Seeking enlightenment? Eh, probably not. But want a little peace and relaxation from the stresses of life. Well, if that's you, you can visit a nice Ashram or Buddhist monastery in upstate New York! Seek the silence here.

Anti-Israeli Christmas Carols with Commentary by N.T. Wrong

N.T. Wrong has posted some interesting reworked Christmas Carols on her/his site:

Once in Royal David’s City

Once in Royal David’s City,
Stood a big apartheid wall,
People entering and leaving,
Had to pass a checkpoint hall,
Bethlehem was strangulated,
And her children segregated.

Though this city is a symbol
To the world of peace and love,
Concrete walls have closed around her,
Settlements expand above.
And apartheid Israel stands
All around on stolen lands.

David’s people once instructed
All the world in righteousness;
Prophets spoke of truth and justice;
Israel’s leaders now oppress.
All who look at Bethlehem
Must speak out the truth to them.

The Twelve Days of Christmas

Twelve assassinations,
Eleven homes demolished,
Ten wells obstructed,
Nine sniper towers,
Eight gunships firing,
Seven checkpoints blocking,
Six tanks a-rolling,
Five settlement rings,
Four falling bombs,
Three trench guns,
Two trampled doves,
And an uprooted olive tree
.

These shocking carols strike the reader with a bang. Wrong records some reactions, but my favorite are recordings of non-recorded responses:

Although none of the News sources recorded it, the Israeli ambassador is understood to have later condemned the Wise Men as “insurgents” for declaring Jesus to be the anointed King — praising King Herod for taking measures to maintain the Rule of Law, after Herod contained a potential terrorist uprising by an organization of under-three-year-olds calling themselves “The Innocents”. Proser later pointed out that the Wise Men were from “The East”, an area renowned for its links with Al Qaeda.


Interested yet? If so, go here.

Quotes of the Day: Walter Benjamin, "Unpacking My Library"

I think I will just quote from the master of quotes without commentary (or little commentary outside of this sentence), itself Walter Benjamin's ultimate goal, from his own "Unpacking My Library: A Talk about Book Collecting":

Every passion borders on the chaotic, but the collector's passion borders on the chaos of memories.


For what else is this collection but a disorder to which habit has accommodated itself to such an extent that it can appear as order?


...the acquisition of an old book is its rebirth.


To a book collector, you see, the true freedom of all books is somewhere on his shelves.


Make your own order of my chaos of quotation, my poaching of words.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Rioting in Greece

In case anyone didn't know, there has been massive rioting throughout Greece, but primarily in Athens, following a deadly shooting of a teenager by a police officer. Students, teachers, and blue-collar workers have been rising up against the government, and, in an event organized by a leftist coalition, marching on Syntagma Square ("Constitution" Square) and throughout the streets of major cities (Athens, Thessaloniki, Trikala). It also appears that widespread workers' strikes are likely to occur following the rioting. See about it here and here.

Who knows where this will lead? It may fizzle out. It may lead to more widespread violence. It may lead to something more...

I just can't help but think of Thucydides in a time like this, especially his analysis of revolutions and civil wars. I think he would be appalled to some degree at both sides, but hardly surprised at either.

Trouble in Springfield

There is drama in Springfield, Illinois. Kind of...or, at least there would be trouble in Springfield, Illinois, if Illinois governor, Rod Blagojevich (D) (blah-goy-a-vich) actually lived in the governor's mansion in Illinois.

Nonetheless, Blagojevich has continued the venerable tradition of Illinois governors of getting arrested for some sort of abuse of power. Makes me so proud to be from such a state that makes the governor's office such a moral highroad. Our previous governor, George Ryan (R), was convicted of racketeering and fraud in 2006.

But in Illinois it does not matter if you are Republican, like Ryan, or Democrat, like Blagojevich, because EVERYONE is very very corrupt. Blagojevich has now been arrested for trying to sell Obama's vacated Senate seat to the highest bidder! This brings with it the highly technical sounding charge of "corruption." This "corruption" charge, evidently, is just the icing on the cake of an ongoing five-year investigation into Illinois politics, in which "pay to play" has been the key phrase. Because of this ongoing federal investigation into Illinois corruption, many of the illegal dealings of Blagojevich have been caught on wire taps. Oops! And you New Yorkers thought you were the most corrupt. Huh! And now you can read all of this in the NYTimes.

Cicero and Job: De Natura Deorum

I have a bit of insomnia, so I decided to finish reading Cicero's De Natura Deorum ("On the Nature of the Gods"), and, having just taught Job not too long ago, the following passage caught my eye:

Either God wishes to remove evils and cannot, or he can do so and is unwilling, or he has neither the will nor the power, or he has both the will and the power. If he has the will but not the power, he is a weakling, and this is not characteristic of God. If he has the power but not the will, he is grudging, and this is a traight equally foreign to God. If he has neither the will nor the power, he is both grudging and weak, and is therefore not divine. IF he has both the will and the power (and this is the sole circumstance appropriate to God), what is the source of evils, or why does God not dispel them? (De Natura Deorum 3.65; Trans. P.G. Walsh)


Unfortunately, this passage appears in a portion of the MSS that is riddled with lacunae. Just after this passage, there is such a blank, so who knows how the discourse was taken from here. Perhaps there was no answer (the speaker is actually proceeding in a Socratic-like method of elenchus, and, therefore, is more deconstructive than constructive). In fact, perhaps the true answer is that there is no answer. About thirty sections later, the same speaker says:

This is about all I have to say about the nature of the gods. My purpose has been not to deny their existence, but to make you realize how hard it is to understand it, and how problematic are the explanations offered. (De Natura Deorum 3.93)


Thus, I doubt the speaker, who was just breaking down all the previous arguments, primarily Stoic ones, has offered a solution, but just shown how all previous solutions fail. This all reminds me a lot of Job. The book of Job, perhaps in its current form about 500-600 hundred years older than Cicero's text, has its title character cry out:

Why do the wicked live on,
reach old age, and grow mighty in power?
Their children are established in their presence
and their offspring before their eyes.
Their houses are save from fear,
and no rod of God is upon them. (Job 21:7-8; NRSV)


Job goes on and on and on about this. This all stands in contrast to his own position of being blameless and yet suffering:

Today also my complaint is bitter;
his hand is heaey despite my groaning.
Oh, that I knew where I might find him,
that I might come even to his dwelling!
I would lay my case before him
and fill my mouth with arguments.
I would learn what he would answer me,
and undersand what he would say to me.
Would he contend with me in the great ness of his power?
No; but he woudl give heed to me.
There an upright person could reason with him,
and I should be acquitted forever by my judge. (Job 23:2-7)


Job, here, is seeking redress with God, God being the source of his suffering (through God's agent, the Accuser). In fact, Job is seeking to take God to court. What many find confusing is the end part...Job seeking to be acquitted by his judge. My students, for example, assume this judge is God. But God cannot be both judge and defendant. And God clearly is meant to be the latter. Instead, Job seeks relentlessly and without result to find a judge, an arbitrator, between he and God. But the power differences and the fact there is none more powerful than God, means that there can be no such arbitration. In fact, there can be no impartial judge between Job and God, since people will assume God to be in the right (JOb 13:1-12). Indeed, as Job cries out earlier:

For he is not mortal, as I am, that I might answer him,
that we should come to trial together.
There is no umpire [arbitrator] between us,
who might lay his hand on us both. (9:32-3)


Ultimately, Job suggests that God acts arbitrarily or unjustly:

For he crushes me with a tempest,
and multiplies my wounds without cause. (Job 9:17)


Job is willing to walk where Cicero dares not. He is willing to go where Cicero fears: bad things happen to the blameless and good things to the bad because God is arbitrary and unjust! If this were not clear enough, note the following lines:

know then that God has put me in the wrong,
and closed his net around me.
Even when I cry out, "Violence!" I am not answered.
I call aloud, but there is no justice. (Job 19:6-7)


While Job pushes the envelope in speech and thought to a position that overturns all previous understandings of justice and wisdom (that punishment is due to sin, and so on and so forth), and while the author/s of Job are radical thinkers willing to overturn entire thought systems in a single example, Job does end up largely where De Natura Deorum does as well: in complete inadequacy of understanding and aporia. God overwhelms Job when he speaks to Job out of the whirlwind. Understanding itself is overwhelmed and thwarted. Incomprehensibility is highlighted. Elihu says it best, I think:

God thunders wondrously with his voice;
he does great things that we cannot comprehend. (37:5)


Great things, yes, but great and terrible things. For, as the readers, we know one thing no one else knows in the text: Job suffers because God made a bet with the Accuser. Job, I think, is far more radical in its thinking than Cicero, more willing to push the envelope and imagine an unjust god, even if retreating in the end. Yet, ultimately, all discussions of the gods or god collapse into non-rational incomprehensibility.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Memories Mirrored in a Ripling Pond

April Deconick over at Forbidden Gospels is causing some ripples in the blogospheric space-time in her discussions on memory. You can see her postings here and more fully elaborated here. She sees this as the future, at least in part, of biblical studies. In fact, she has promised to send me some references on memory reconstruction for my own work on the persistence and transformation of mythic patterns of, well, let's just say holy/heavenly space-time in ancient Jewish and Christian literature.

She is receiving a response from the blogosphere. The infamously pseudonymous NTWrong has responded quite warmly to her contagious enthusiasm for memory studies, comparing the modernity / antiquity transference difficulty with the "middle range theory" of how artifacts relate to culture in modernity and antiquity, a theory with unsure results, but perhaps with a more robust method than individual idiosyncrasies that tend to dominate the field. "Wrong" gives the slight caveat that it may be soemthing to be outsourced to experts in other discipliens (like cognitive psychology?), or someone with training in both disciplines.

Finally, Mark Goodacre at NTGateway has responded, and rightly so, since part of DeConick's discussion refers to a paper Goodacre gave at this year's SBL, for which April was, in fact, the respondent at SBL. His discussion is based upon the "Wheat and the Tares" in the Gospel of Thomas as being dependent upon the Synoptic Gospels. The issue is that the Thomasine version leaves out the middle part of the parable. He nuances the portrayal of his model presented by DeConick. He, in fact, does not imagine the author of Thomas sitting with the synoptics in front of him. But that he has memorized the synoptics by repeated hearings and then wrote. It seems the difference between DeConick's view of the growth of traditions and parables and Goodacre's is that, at least at this stage of the game (when Thomas is writing), April assumes an oral environment where the sayings of Jesus have been passed down and recited repeatedly, whereas Goodacre assumes a written text that has been recited repeatedly, internalized, and then written into a new form (Thomas itself). He notes, moreover, that the study DeConick cites as a modern model deals with the subsequent memory of a written text.

I am sure DeConick is setting off ripples much farther beyong my reading circles, and I am sure there is still much to be discussed, so, if interested, be sure to watch these various scholars as they enter into debate and refine their concepts in response to research and debate.

UPDATE: April has just responded to both NTWrong and Mark Goodacre here, which provides some more nuances that my simplification just recounted does not take into account--in fact, which demonstrates my earlier characterization of her position to be simply incorrect. Based upon these observations, the point is that there would be absolutely no way to determine whether Thomas depended upon a written or an oral source, but that if dependent upon human memory (rather than having a written source directly in front of him), the result would be the same. Thus, contra Goodacre, one could not actually argue literary dependence, per se, because such a dependence would be irrecoverable (even if true). I will probably stop providing updates, but encourage others to follow the debate as it continues to unfold. I have a feeling that before any substantive advances occur in the discussion, we will have to read April's article on the issue.

Gay Marriage, Family Values, and the Bible: A Report from Newsweek

As my students just learned, the Bible does not support what are often touted as "family values" by conservatives...those same conservatives who look to the Bible to support their claims. What are the family values of the Bible? Largely polygamy, or as my academic advisor, Alan Segal, says, "One man, and as many women as he can pay for." What about Jesus? He changed a lot of things, right? Well, at least in the Bible we have, he was single. Moreover, he said he came to cause internal divisions between families: setting father against children, and vice versa, husband against wife, etc. In fact, Jesus was a single man in his early thirties (most likely) who called similar men in their prime to leave their wives and join him. Paul was also single. And, well, Paul suggested marriage only for those who could not contain their lust.

Newsweek, in fact, picks up much of what I am saying here:

Let's try for a minute to take the religious conservatives at their word and define marriage as the Bible does. Shall we look to Abraham, the great patriarch, who slept with his servant when he discovered his beloved wife Sarah was infertile? Or to Jacob, who fathered children with four different women (two sisters and their servants)? Abraham, Jacob, David, Solomon and the kings of Judah and Israel—all these fathers and heroes were polygamists. The New Testament model of marriage is hardly better. Jesus himself was single and preached an indifference to earthly attachments—especially family. The apostle Paul (also single) regarded marriage as an act of last resort for those unable to contain their animal lust. "It is better to marry than to burn with passion," says the apostle, in one of the most lukewarm endorsements of a treasured institution ever uttered. Would any contemporary heterosexual married couple—who likely woke up on their wedding day harboring some optimistic and newfangled ideas about gender equality and romantic love—turn to the Bible as a how-to script?


It turns out, in fact, that the Bible does not support either modern-day conservative nor modern-day liberal concepts of the family or marriage. Why? Because it is not a modern document. We might as well turn to Plato's Symposium as a model of the family and love.... But back to the Bible. So, the Bible does not support our concept of the family, but what does the Bible say about GAY marriage?

First, while the Bible and Jesus say many important things about love and family, neither explicitly defines marriage as between one man and one woman. And second, as the examples above illustrate, no sensible modern person wants marriage—theirs or anyone else's —to look in its particulars anything like what the Bible describes. "Marriage" in America refers to two separate things, a religious institution and a civil one, though it is most often enacted as a messy conflation of the two. As a civil institution, marriage offers practical benefits to both partners: contractual rights having to do with taxes; insurance; the care and custody of children; visitation rights; and inheritance. As a religious institution, marriage offers something else: a commitment of both partners before God to love, honor and cherish each other—in sickness and in health, for richer and poorer—in accordance with God's will. In a religious marriage, two people promise to take care of each other, profoundly, the way they believe God cares for them. Biblical literalists will disagree, but the Bible is a living document, powerful for more than 2,000 years because its truths speak to us even as we change through history. In that light, Scripture gives us no good reason why gays and lesbians should not be (civilly and religiously) married—and a number of excellent reasons why they should.


This is true...the Bible is not some ossified document (again just like Plato's Symposium). The only reason it can survive is that it is reinterpreted as it meets new historical circumstances. And, by the way, it turns out the article and I received our information from the same source: my academic advisor:

In the Old Testament, the concept of family is fundamental, but examples of what social conservatives would call "the traditional family" are scarcely to be found. Marriage was critical to the passing along of tradition and history, as well as to maintaining the Jews' precious and fragile monotheism. But as the Barnard University Bible scholar Alan Segal puts it, the arrangement was between "one man and as many women as he could pay for." Social conservatives point to Adam and Eve as evidence for their one man, one woman argument—in particular, this verse from Genesis: "Therefore shall a man leave his mother and father, and shall cleave unto his wife, and they shall be one flesh." But as Segal says, if you believe that the Bible was written by men and not handed down in its leather bindings by God, then that verse was written by people for whom polygamy was the way of the world. (The fact that homosexual couples cannot procreate has also been raised as a biblical objection, for didn't God say, "Be fruitful and multiply"? But the Bible authors could never have imagined the brave new world of international adoption and assisted reproductive technology—and besides, heterosexuals who are infertile or past the age of reproducing get married all the time.)


It is true that many of the laws in the Bible and condemnations against certain sexual practices are geared toward procreation. Even heterosexual acts that could not, at least in theory, lead to procreation, are sometimes condemned. "Onanism," which is not masturbation by the way, but coitus interruptus, is condemned in a context in which procreation is of the utmost importance. But it is true, we live in a world in which procreation is not only not as urgent to maintain the survival of our people, but, in many ways, perhaps should be curtailed because we have overpopulation. I sometimes wonder what the evolutionary reasons for homosexuality might be (especially since humans are not the only species that engages in homosexual behavior). And, one reason might be population control.

Nonetheless, does not the Bible oppose homosexuality in a few places at least? In fact, it does...but only really male homosexuality. Female homosexuality was of little concern for the (male) biblical writers. Leviticus and Paul are the (only) two places to mention it (it obviously wasn't really of great concern compared to other issues, like menstruation):

Twice Leviticus refers to sex between men as "an abomination" (King James version), but these are throwaway lines in a peculiar text given over to codes for living in the ancient Jewish world, a text that devotes verse after verse to treatments for leprosy, cleanliness rituals for menstruating women and the correct way to sacrifice a goat—or a lamb or a turtle dove. Most of us no longer heed Leviticus on haircuts or blood sacrifices; our modern understanding of the world has surpassed its prescriptions. Why would we regard its condemnation of homosexuality with more seriousness than we regard its advice, which is far lengthier, on the best price to pay for a slave?


Indeed, most Christians who disregard almost the rest of Leviticus are being extremely picky and choosy by ONLY following this commandment (and perhaps the ones surrounding it--it appears in a section on incest). But what of Paul's opposition in Romans. Newsweek cites Neil Elliott, who has a very recent book on Paul called Arrogance of the Nations:

Paul was tough on homosexuality, though recently progressive scholars have argued that his condemnation of men who "were inflamed with lust for one another" (which he calls "a perversion") is really a critique of the worst kind of wickedness: self-delusion, violence, promiscuity and debauchery. In his book "The Arrogance of Nations," the scholar Neil Elliott argues that Paul is referring in this famous passage to the depravity of the Roman emperors, the craven habits of Nero and Caligula, a reference his audience would have grasped instantly. "Paul is not talking about what we call homosexuality at all," Elliott says. "He's talking about a certain group of people who have done everything in this list. We're not dealing with anything like gay love or gay marriage. We're talking about really, really violent people who meet their end and are judged by God." In any case, one might add, Paul argued more strenuously against divorce—and at least half of the Christians in America disregard that teaching.


I can see that the list in Romans refers to people who combine all of the characteristics. But you do not have to do an "empire critical" reading here to note that homosexuality in the ancient world is NOT the same as homosexuality in the modern world. Ancient homosexual relations were mostly pederastic, and not the more recent concept which is between two equal, consenting adults. Although...

I grieve for you, Jonathan my brother;
You were very dear to me.
Your love for me was wonderful,
More wonderful than that of women.


Here, the Bible praises enduring love between men. What Jonathan and David did or did not do in privacy is perhaps best left to history and our own imaginations.


I threw that one from 2 Samuel 1 to my students, but did not tell them where it came from and left out the names of the characters. Not knowing who it was and not knowing that it was from the Bible, they thought it was a homoerotic relationship: their jaws dropped when I reread the passage with the names in it and gave the reference. There are actually many examples of bisexuality especially among warriors in antiquity. In legend, we have Enkidu and Gilgamesh and perhaps Patroklos and Achilleus. In history, the most famous would be Alexander the Great and his life-long male lover whose name escapes me at the moment.

What does the Bible say about family values: something totally different than our values. It just shows that so-called "family values" are a result of more recent custom and tradition rather than ancient religious authority. They are grounded more in English commonlaw than biblical tradition. What does the Bible say about homosexuality? Not much. The Bible goes on and on about divorce, but homosexuality? Just about two or three lines total, embedded in practices that we have also thrown off: like slavery.... It is a document from a different world. It is not easily applicable to ours. Moreover, how was Jonathan better for David than women were? What was Jesus doing with a bunch of men, who had left their wives to follow him, wandering the hillsides of Galilee and teaching them the secrets of the kingdom of God? Perhaps we will never know!

UPDATE: I just remembered that Alexander the Great's male life-long lover's name was Hephaistion. For those of you interested, at least.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Quote of the Day: Roland Boer on Ezekiel 20

Usually my quotes come from primary sources and not the scholars who study them, but this line by Roland Boer, who blogs at Stalin's Moustache, stopped me in my tracks and made me laugh...although I am not sure if I was supposed to laugh:

In Ezek. 20 Yahweh comes through as a complete bastard, to borrow Ed Conrad's phrase, one who msut have the last word, be totally in control and anticipate any move the people might make. (Boer, Marxist Criticism of the Bible, 154)


Boer, here, is using the work of Erst Bloch in order to read the text in terms of of a "dialectic of utopia" and sees resistance against Yahweh (which Ezekiel rails against) as an implicit "atheism" or a "protest atheism." Nonetheless, the language of divine bastardy does arrest the reader somewhat.

Texts of Terror: Performing the Bible

If you weren't convinced that the Bible is a very violent book, with rape, murder (genocide even), cannibalism, a bear mauling children at the command of a prophet because they made fun of his bald head, and Jesus casting fire upon the earth, then a new play in Des Moines, Iowa, which will be performing these "texts of terror" may convince you.

Using primarily texts you don't hear about in Shul or Sunday School, and recounting them word for word (in King James) and not adapting them, this college theatrical production shows just how terrifying and horror-filled much of the Bible is. See the full article in USA Today.

Investigating the Obvious: Why Prop 8 Passed in California

USA Today released that they did a poll to figure out what groups voted for Proposition 8, the proposition to ban gay marriage in California. And guess what they found out? They discovered that the primary determinants were economic status and religious affiliation. REALLY?!? Religious views played a part in people's stance on gay marriage?

I think everyone assumed that some religious reasons stood behind the constitutional ban that, therefore, ironically puts an interesting twist on the "wall of separation" between Church and State. I quote:

The ban drew its strongest support from both evangelical Christians and voters who didn't attend college, according to results released Wednesday by the Public Policy Institute of California.


Education, religious tendencies, and economic status seem to be the strongest factors then. Age and race, interestingly, did not play a statistically significant role. But, when breaking down religious affiliation: 85% of evangelical Christians, 66% of Christian Protestants, and 60% of Catholics favored the ban. I guess religion was only statistically significant for Christian groups.

Other factors: It was supported by 69% of those who did not attend college, those who make less than $40,000 a year, and 61% of Latinos. Other than Latinos, I guess, other ethnic groups remained around 50% or so. Given the way the economy is going and how expensive it increasingly becomes to attend college, those who make less than $40,000 and those without a college education will be the same people, which will continue the cycle.

The ban, by the way, passed with 52% of the vote. Still, of those polled, 48% opposed legalizing gay marriage, 47% supported legalizing, and 5% were undecided. So, it is a close issue.

What people should think long and hard about is whether a religious position should be enshrined into law. Just because, religiously, you oppose gay marriage does not mean you should make that the law of the land. Even if the majority opposes it does not necessarily mean they should enshrine it into law. Ever heard of something called the tyranny of the majority, which oppresses minority positions? In fact, much of our legal apparatus is set up to defend people against the tyranny of majority positions, to protect people's free exercise of religion even if it differs from the majority positions on religion, for example.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Proposition 8: The Musical; Or, How Gay Marriage Can Save the Economy

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die


So, with a guest appearance by Jesus, who says spread love and not hate, and Neil Patrick Harris noting the money to be made of gay marriage (and gay divorce), here is a musical plea to repeal Proposition 8.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

More Blogospheric Christmas Cards



For all of you followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who extends his noodly appendage to create Adam. Season's Greetings and Monster Meatballs to you all!

Monday, December 1, 2008