So, for Mother's Day, we've watched several musicals in a row. One of them was Chicago. In it, Billy Flynn, the unscrupulous lawyer who can get your off on murder (played by Richard Gere in the film version) says:
"I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago
today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let's
just say things would have turned out differently."