Dudeism!



I just found out about Dudeism, which looks like another version of my Apatheism.

Here's the snippet from the homepage:

Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world - Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh...lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you'd like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we'll help you get started. Right after a little nap.


The site lists the great dudes of history, including Jesus, Snoopy, and, of course, THE Dude, Jeffrey Lebowski.

"The Dude Abides!"

Comments

Unknown said…
Jesus? Somehow I don't see either fasting for forty days or willingly seeking out crucifixion as compatible with Dudeism. The wedding at Cana would work if he had turned the water into White Russians.
August 11, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Jaeda Calaway said…
Did you read the snippet about Jesus on the site? They do their own "historical Jesus" and, like everyone else, discover Jesus is just like themselves.
August 11, 2009 at 12:47 PM
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