God Responds to Nebraska Legislator's Lawsuit

The AP has an article about a Nebraska legislator who placed a lawsuit against God for inciting terrorism, causing death and destruction upon the earth's inhabitants, etc. Evidently, God has responded to the suit, saying the Nebraska legislature does not have jurisdiction to file such a claim. And no, I am not kidding!! See the press article here.

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jodi said…
wow..... it sounds like it's from the Onion, and yet, it's not.

Creative approach, I must say.
September 23, 2007 at 12:37 PM
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